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bobt
06-07-2017, 4:18pm
Now this is a different photography assignment for the wedding photographer who thinks he's done the lot!

https://tinyurl.com/y74rgeyq

"We have both saved ourselves for marriage and understand our first time will be awkward," writes the bride and groom. "But [we] do not think it will be that much more awkward for the photographer to be there and we’d really like it documented (in a beautiful and tasteful way)."

I wonder if they could send us one of the photos for our "Caption This" competition!? :lol:
ameerat42
06-07-2017, 4:57pm
Oh, I think it was supposed to read:
Water Conservation Photographer.:confused013
(Frankly, who could givver hoot?)
Glenda
06-07-2017, 5:24pm
Good grief. :eek:
Hawthy
06-07-2017, 6:29pm
Surprised that they are not broadcasting the act live on Facebook. People have different ideas about what is private and what is not these days.
Geoff79
06-07-2017, 8:07pm
Haha, that's awesome. But they're right. I can't possibly see how that would be awkward for anyone! [emoji57]


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ricktas
06-07-2017, 9:05pm
Might have to 'look into that' :action003:
Hawthy
06-07-2017, 9:26pm
I was going to say, "I am up for it", but ...
Mark L
06-07-2017, 10:48pm
I was going to say, "I am up for it", but ...
.... it's not in the land down under. Otherwise I'd be into this.
bobt
06-07-2017, 11:00pm
I was going to say, "I am up for it", but ...

Hopefully the groom will be able to say that ... although a camera might be a tad distracting!
MissionMan
06-07-2017, 11:43pm
You see some equally weird requests on airtasker.
bobt
07-07-2017, 8:51am
You see some equally weird requests on airtasker.

Can the reality TV show be far behind?? :eek:
MrQ
07-07-2017, 9:21am
Do those shots go into the family photo album?
bobt
07-07-2017, 9:40am
Do those shots go into the family photo album?

They go into baby's first album "Where did I come from". Later, the husband compiles them in a nostalgia book "The Land before Headaches".
Cage
07-07-2017, 2:10pm
"We have both saved ourselves for marriage and understand our first time will be awkward," writes the bride and groom.

Awkward, :confused013 With all that bottled up testosterone and estrogen I would have thought cataclysmic would have been a more appropriate word.

Sadly, they have probably been deluged with applicants.

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They go into baby's first album "Where did I come from". Later, the husband compiles them in a nostalgia book "The Land before Headaches".

Reminds me of the old saying that if you put a pea in a container every time you 'did it' for the first twelve months, and then took a pea out for every time you 'did it' after that, you would never, ever empty the container.
bitsnpieces
10-07-2017, 9:58pm
Can the reality TV show be far behind?? :eek:

I think it's already happened - Big Brother