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Lance B
18-06-2015, 12:07am
I was sent this joke and just had to share especially after the NSW victory tonight:

The seven dwarfs always left to go work in the mine early each morning.
As always, Snow White stayed home doing her domestic chores.
As lunchtime approached, she would prepare their lunch and carry it to the mine.
One day as she arrived at the mine with the lunch, she saw that there had been a terrible, terrible cave-in.
Tearfully, and fearing the worst, Snow White began calling out, hoping against hope that the dwarfs had somehow survived.
'Hello...Hello!' she shouted. 'Can anyone hear me?
Hello!'
For a long while, there was no answer. Losing hope, Snow White again shouted, Hello! Is anyone down there?
Just as she was about to give up all hope, she heard a faint voice from deep within the mine, Singing; "QLD will win the State of Origin II"
Snow White fell to her knees and prayed, Oh, Thank you, God! At least Dopey is still alive.


:D

Geoff Port
18-06-2015, 8:37am
Love it Lance, Love it. :D:D:D:lol::lol:

wayn0i
19-06-2015, 10:21am
Classic


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James42
09-07-2015, 5:45pm
Note the date posted, wonder what Snow White did last night (8-7-15)?


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Mark L
09-07-2015, 8:19pm
^ G'day James. Hope you get a bit more involved on AP. And hope you can be a bit more humorous in the future.:p

Cage
09-07-2015, 9:34pm
:banana: :efelant: :banana: :efelant: :banana:

:action53: :confused: :action53: :confused:

:ps: :ps: :ps:

:party5: Mal !!! :beer_mug: :beer_mug: :beer_mug: You sure :lightning: on Lozza's parade. :ps: :ps: :ps:

ameerat42
09-07-2015, 9:58pm
:banana: :efelant: :banana: :efelant: :banana:

:action53: :confused: :action53: :confused:

:ps: :ps: :ps:

:party5: Mal !!! :beer_mug: :beer_mug: :beer_mug: You sure :lightning: on Lozza's parade. :ps: :ps: :ps:

Geez, Kev!
Now look what you've done! - Dazzled me!
:crzy:m.

Babu
10-07-2015, 3:00pm
On Thursday morning (09.07.15), Blues fans got up Grumpy. Maroons fans woke up Happy - they had no need to be Bashful after their team buried the Blues 52-6, clinching their ninth series win in ten years, and two Blues were Dopey enough to get on report.

knumbnutz
23-08-2015, 9:55pm
Whats the jokes for State of Origin no3 ?? :D

Lance B
26-08-2015, 5:57pm
Whats the jokes for State of Origin no3 ?? :D

NSW was the joke. :)

knumbnutz
26-08-2015, 6:17pm
Hehe... Yeah. Smashed like a pumpkin under a mack truck

Mark L
26-08-2015, 10:31pm
While there's always hope, this thread should be deleted.