Ssshhhh......tell us a secret

[kiwi]

Tell you fellow AP members a secret about yourself that otherwise we would not know.....be honest now

[Duane Pipe]

You start with yours first Darren

[kiwi]

Hmm, ok.....I only have 5 properly formed fingers due to a birth abnormality.

I love a good vindaloo

Your turn Duane

[I @ M]

Forgive me for I have sinned ---

I own a Canon and I like it.

--- I shall now spend the rest of the day torn between seeking therapy or opening a bottle to overcome my anguish at admitting such things.

[ricktas]

A secret, I don't really have any. There are probably some things that AP members don't know about me, but they aren't really secrets as such.

When I was younger I posed nude for a calender...is that good enough! I was Mr March 1990

[Duane Pipe]

Where do I begin without incriminating myself
Ok I will admit that I am an Alcoholic and have a bad case of Haemorrhoids

[Xebadir]

Oh. I have one. This one is particularly hard to admit and may make people look at me funny (certainly gets me a few stares).

I stand a little tall. Ok...maybe more than a little tall. At last known height I was 198 cm, or just over 6'5" in the old scale.

And heres for an embarassing one:
I have worn a floral patterned dress.

[WhoDo]

Geez, kiwi! This one could get UGLY really quickly!

My secret? I'm nearly as tall as John @ 192cm and at last check I weighed 170kg+ ... yes, I can still walk around on my own two feet without falling over!

Oh, and I was once a baseball umpire, with 2 Australian championship series under my expansive belt, including the "plate" in a championship final in Ballarat!

[kiwi]

lol, some good ones so far

[old dog]

I own a yellow shirt with guitars on it...got it in Borneo. Wear it on special occassions only
and I have a speech impodiment when generously affected by red wine
apart from that I`m perfect in every way..

[geoffsta]

Here is my secret.
I'm still very much in love with my very first girlfriend. I was only 9 - 10 but we had a lot of fun.
We use to play mothers and fathers in here shed. Her two little brothers were our children. And they had bunks in their shed, and the boys would lie on the bottom bunks, and me and Cheryl on the top.
Didn't know what it was for then, so we just did a lot of kissing and cuddling.
I use to have a pet wombat, and I would take it over to her place and it would sit between us, while we were holding hands.
Her father was in the airforce and when I was about 10 and a half she had to move away. I've been heart broken ever since.
I still think of her quite often, and wonder what ever happened to her.

Geoff.

P.S. I like the new layout for the quick reply, Kym and Rick.

[rowdy23]

i have a penchant for ladies heels and the smell of a burnt hair

[Duane Pipe]

i have a penchant for ladies heels and the smell of a burnt hair

I like the smell of a burnt hair too Rowdy, But not only that.. I like the smell of my Farts

[kiwi]

Moving right along

[Duane Pipe]

Moving right along

I am being honest Darren, if I was sitting in a confined space with you I would rather small mine than yours

[Mark L]

If I post my secret, it's no longer a secret, therefore I can't post my secret and keep it a secret!
I've already done the census online (therefore I'm no longer a secret), and been honest with my answers. Like is it that hard to say no religion?

[GTP 290]

I quote nothing under $4k weddings, not because I think I'm worth it, because I hate them. Even then, some people consider my price.

[ving]

ok get this.... I am not a cow!

[mongo]

....When I was younger I posed nude for a calender...is that good enough! I was Mr March 1990

Mongo doesn't believe you for a second ! so us the evidence.

[ricktas]

Mongo doesn't believe you for a second ! so us the evidence.

hahaha, this was prior to digital, and I don't have a copy..and I wouldn't post it on AP anyway.

But it was done around the same time this was taken.
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