Wanted: Consummation Photographer

[bobt]

Now this is a different photography assignment for the wedding photographer who thinks he's done the lot!

https://tinyurl.com/y74rgeyq

"We have both saved ourselves for marriage and understand our first time will be awkward," writes the bride and groom. "But [we] do not think it will be that much more awkward for the photographer to be there and we’d really like it documented (in a beautiful and tasteful way)."

I wonder if they could send us one of the photos for our "Caption This" competition!?

[ameerat42]

Oh, I think it was supposed to read:
Water Conservation Photographer.
(Frankly, who could givver hoot?)

[Glenda]

Good grief.

[Hawthy]

Surprised that they are not broadcasting the act live on Facebook. People have different ideas about what is private and what is not these days.

[Geoff79]

Haha, that's awesome. But they're right. I can't possibly see how that would be awkward for anyone!


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[ricktas]

Might have to 'look into that'

[Hawthy]

I was going to say, "I am up for it", but ...

[Mark L]

I was going to say, "I am up for it", but ...

.... it's not in the land down under. Otherwise I'd be into this.

[bobt]

I was going to say, "I am up for it", but ...

Hopefully the groom will be able to say that ... although a camera might be a tad distracting!

[MissionMan]

You see some equally weird requests on airtasker.

[bobt]

You see some equally weird requests on airtasker.

Can the reality TV show be far behind??

[MrQ]

Do those shots go into the family photo album?

[bobt]

Do those shots go into the family photo album?

They go into baby's first album "Where did I come from". Later, the husband compiles them in a nostalgia book "The Land before Headaches".

[Cage]

"We have both saved ourselves for marriage and understand our first time will be awkward," writes the bride and groom.

Awkward, With all that bottled up testosterone and estrogen I would have thought cataclysmic would have been a more appropriate word.

Sadly, they have probably been deluged with applicants.

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They go into baby's first album "Where did I come from". Later, the husband compiles them in a nostalgia book "The Land before Headaches".

Reminds me of the old saying that if you put a pea in a container every time you 'did it' for the first twelve months, and then took a pea out for every time you 'did it' after that, you would never, ever empty the container.

[bitsnpieces]

Can the reality TV show be far behind??

I think it's already happened - Big Brother