I received a phone call this evening from your typical limited English speaking scammer and the call went like this.

(scammer) Hi this is Sarah Jones from the windows help centre, is this Andrew, are you the main user of your computer and is it turned on?

(me) Yes, yes and yes.

(scammer) Good, what do you see on your screen?

(me) I am watching a porn movie.

(scammer) You are watching a porn movie???

(me) Yes.

(scammer) OK, enjoy your porn movie and if you like I can share a few clips with you.

(me) C ya later idiot.

----- Kerlunk.