Having just checked my new online proof from a certain colour advertisng directory known for its size. I was not surprised to see it wasn't where it was supposed to be. Talking to the "team leader" ....well thats because it isn't due to be published yet.... but its a proof thats why i have to see it first... yeh but you won't get to see it until its nearly published....well i just spoke to your junior who assures me she can see it......can she, hang on a minute......ah yeh she can but you can't.....okay well why don't you get her to email it to me so i can see it. ...okay

Small print ad arrives and they have have segregated the wording and taken away punctuation so 2 lines read:

Professional High
Res Multi Camera

rings again:
Is it me because i don't seem to be getting a professional high from this and i doubt if you would find a Res Multi camera on any shelves......
Pulls my hair out at the ineptitude and spelling capabilities of Sales staff !!!! Rant Rant
I'll email you how it should look

Give me strength