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    Italian Cruise Ship Captain Exonerated

    Did you hear that they’ve exonerated the captain of the Italian cruise ship?

    He suffers from premature evacuation….
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    In one fell swoop you just crushed any of Rick's recent attempts at jokes.

    Love it.
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    # How do they serve alcoholic drinks on Italian cruise ships? - On the rocks


    # What vegetables do you get with dinner on Italian cruise ships? - Leeks


    # What's the fastest way to get off an Italian cruise ship? - Follow the captain


    # When the captain of the ill fated Costa Concordia was asked if he
    knew where he was going he replied "off course."


    # So the captain of the Costa Concordia will soon be in the dock.
    That's more than can be said for his ship.


    # I like my women how I like my Italian Cruises. Wet, wrecked and
    ready to go down.


    # The Costa Concordia is probably the most expensive thing to go down
    in Italy since Berlusconi's last hooker.

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    Oh my, shield my innocent eyes

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    Hahah gold.




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    I find these cruise ship jokes to be in bad taste, so I won't sink down to that level.
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    Quote Originally Posted by I @ M View Post
    Oh my, shield my innocent eyes
    define 'innocent' please!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ricktas View Post
    I find these cruise ship jokes to be in bad taste, so I won't sink down to that level.
    LOL.

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    Good one Lance
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    Quote Originally Posted by ricktas View Post
    I find these cruise ship jokes to be in bad taste, so I won't sink down to that level.
    Come on Rick, its all water under the bridge now.
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    this thread is making me keel over with laughter
    cc and enjoy

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    you naughty people.....
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