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    Tuesday Evening Giggle

    Murphy showed up at Mass one Sunday & the priest almost fell down when he saw him. He'd never been to church in his life.



    After Mass, the priest caught up with him & said, "Murphy, I am so glad ya decided to come to Mass. What made ya come?"



    Murphy said, "I got to be honest with you Father, a while back, I misplaced me hat & I really, really love that hat. I know that McGlynn had a hat just like mine & I knew he came to church every Sunday . I also knew that he had to take off his hat during Mass & figured he would leave it in the back of church. So, I was going to leave after Communion & steal McGlynn's hat."



    The priest said, "Well, Murphy, I notice that ya didn't steal McGlynn's hat. What changed your mind?"



    Murphy replied, "Well, after I heard your sermon on the 10 Commandments I decided that I didn't need to steal McGlynn's hat after all."



    With a tear in his eye the priest gave Murphy a big smile & said;"After I talked about ' Thou Shalt Not Steal' ya decided you would rather do without your hat than burn in Hell?"



    Murphy slowly shook his head. "No, Father, after ya talked about 'Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery 'I remembered where I left me hat."
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    oh too funny .. very good




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    Hate to be the one to tell you Boss , but its only Monday
    Cheers David.

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    LOL, good one... Or "nice joke"

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    A gem.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dbax View Post
    Hate to be the one to tell you Boss , but its only Monday
    Oops. that is what happens when I have the week off. Forget which day it is. All good, means I have an extra day (than I thought) before I have to go back to work). So today is my second Tuesday of the week.

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    I used to go to church a lot and I was praying and praying for a new bike, but I never got one.
    Then I realised that the Almighty doesn't work that way, so I stole one, and now I ask for forgiveness instead.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dbax View Post
    Hate to be the one to tell you Boss , but its only Monday
    Ah well, I just read it, and it's still funny on Tuesday.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mark L View Post
    Ah well, I just read it, and it's still funny on Tuesday.

    Same here



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