A previous post made me think of some funny nursery rhymes that I knew asa kid, and thought that for a laugh, we should all put some down here.

I'll start off with one I posted earlier, and a couple of others.

Mary had a little lamb
His feet were black as soot
And everywhere that Mary went
His sooty foot he put


Jack and Jill went up the hill
To have some hanky panky
Silly Jill forgot her pill
And now there's little Frankie

Mary had a little lamb
It ran into a pylon
Got 10,000 volts in his head
And turned his wool to nylon