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    Funny Nursery Rhymes

    A previous post made me think of some funny nursery rhymes that I knew asa kid, and thought that for a laugh, we should all put some down here.

    I'll start off with one I posted earlier, and a couple of others.

    Mary had a little lamb
    His feet were black as soot
    And everywhere that Mary went
    His sooty foot he put


    Jack and Jill went up the hill
    To have some hanky panky
    Silly Jill forgot her pill
    And now there's little Frankie

    Mary had a little lamb
    It ran into a pylon
    Got 10,000 volts in his head
    And turned his wool to nylon
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    This is a gem! It's called "Go the F*ck to Sleep" and it's narrated here by Samuel L. Jackson. While not a nursery rhyme, it's written in the same style. Essentially, it's a kid's bedtime book written for adults. Warning, there are swear words in it.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SwwtO5viUDE

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    Mary had a little lamb
    Her father killed it dead
    and now it goes to school with her
    Between two chunks of bread

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    Mary had a little lamb
    Its fleece was white and whispey
    Until her father barbequed it
    And now it's black and crispy!

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    More of a song than a nursery rhyme I think but I like it, hope its not too rude

    This old man
    He played 9
    He put his nuts on the railway line
    Along came a train
    Snap crackle pop
    This old man had a fractured c#@k
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bennymiata View Post
    Jack and Jill went up the hill
    To have some hanky panky
    Silly Jill forgot her pill
    And now there's little Frankie
    Or,
    Jack and Jill went up the hill
    To fetch a pail of water
    Silly Jill forgot her pill
    So now they have a daughter.

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    Mary had a little lamb
    she kept in the closet,
    Every time she let it out
    He left a little deposit

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