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you have given me a facial smirk....
Graeme
"May the good Lord look down and smile upon your face"......Norman Gunston___________________________________________________
Nikon: D7000, D80, 12-24 f4, 17-55 f2.8, 18-135, 70-300VR, 35f2, SB 400, SB 600, TC-201 2x converter. Tamron: 90 macro 2.8 Kenko ext. tubes. Photoshop CS2.
Bring this almost back onto topic??
The best thing about being a photographer?? Being busted with a playboy and being able to honestly say:
"I only bought it for the pictures!"
Greg Bartle,
I have a Pentax and I'm not afraid to use it.
Pentax K5
Sigma 10-20 | Tamron 17-50 F:2.8 | Sigma 50 F:1.4 | Sigma 70-200 F:2.8 Plus a bunch of Ye Olde lenses
Would you like to see more?
http://flickr.com/photosbygreg
What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea!
Andrew
Mostly Canon gear
What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no idea.
Originally Posted by Boofhead
Oh Dear !!
Cheers David.
Canon 40D/EF-S 17-85 mm IS/Kenko Extenson Tubes/Canon EF 50mm F/1.8 II (nifty fifty)
Sigma 10-20mm 4-5.6 /Sigma 70-200/ Sigma 1.4 teleconverter/ some Conkin filters | Adobe Photoshop CS6
Haha I Lol'ed
Two boll weevils grew up in South Carolina. One went to Hollywood and became a famous actor. The other stayed behind in the cotton fields and never amounted to much. The second one, naturally, became known as the lesser of two weevils.
JJ
Threadstarter
Oh dear it is really degenerating!
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2 goldfish are in a tank, one turns to the other and says "You man the guns, I'll drive"
Stop right there. That is impossible. If it is a savannah, then there are trees. If there are no trees, then it isn't a savannah. A savanna is a grassland with trees. Where the tree canopies overlap, it is a forest. Where there are no trees at all, it is a grassland. In between it is a savannah. (More commonly in Australia, we call it a "woodland" or a "grassy woodland" or an "open woodland" (each meaning something slightly different) and we reserve the term "savannah" for tropical grassy woodlands like the country inland from Cairns or Darwin, but that is really just a matter of habit.
Let's try again:
A guy named Benny found an ancient urn and brought it home.
Naturally, he tried to polish it and as he did, a genie appeared in a puff of smoke.
The usual 3 wishes were granted etc., but the genie made only one proviso, and that was that Benny could never put a razor to his face ever again, and must grow a beard.
Naturally, Benny agreed.
Well Benny and his wife lived a wonderful life full of love, good health and much wealth - which is exactly what he had wished for, but some years later, Mrs Benny was getting really sick and tired of the beard.
No matter how close they cut it with scissors, by the next day, it had grown back into a full, rich beard.
So one day, after much harrassment by his wife and thinking that it was years since he had been granted his wishes, he decided to attack it with a brand new razor.
Well, the instant the razor hit his beard, there was a puff of smoke, and Benny was turned into an urn.
And the moral of the story?
A Benny shaved, is a Benny urned!
All my photos are taken with recycled pixels.
Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit.
Wisdom, is knowing not to serve it in a fruit salad.
^
Benny my ata funny one.
I love this punishment.
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Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and decided to get married. The ceremony wasn't great, but the reception was brilliant !
Phil.
Some Nikon stuff. I shoot Mirrorless and Mirrorlessless.
Quarantine for the astronauts who went to the moon was mainly to ensure they had not brought back any lunar ticks.
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