An Irish Vasectomy !

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An Irish Vasectomy!

After having their 11th child, an Irish couple decided that that was enough, as they couldn't afford a larger bed. So the husband went to his doctor and told him that he and his wife didn't want to have any more children..

The doctor told him there was a procedure called a vasectomy that would fix the problem but it was expensive. A less costly alternative was to go home, get a large firecracker, light it, put it in a beer bottle, then hold the bottle up to his ear & count to 10.

The husband said to the doctor, "B'Jayzus, I may not be the smartest guy in the world, but I don't see how putting a firework in a beer bottle next to my ear is going to help me with my problem."


"Trust me, it will do the job", said the doctor.

So the man went home, lit a cracker and put it in a beer bottle. He held the bottle up to his ear and began to count:

"1, 2, 3, 4, 5," then he paused,

Spoiler

& placed the beer bottle between his legs so he could continue counting on his other hand.................

This procedure also works in New Zealand and Tasmania