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    An Irish Vasectomy !

    An Irish Vasectomy!

    After having their 11th child, an Irish couple decided that that was enough, as they couldn't afford a larger bed. So the husband went to his doctor and told him that he and his wife didn't want to have any more children..

    The doctor told him there was a procedure called a vasectomy that would fix the problem but it was expensive. A less costly alternative was to go home, get a large firecracker, light it, put it in a beer bottle, then hold the bottle up to his ear & count to 10.

    The husband said to the doctor, "B'Jayzus, I may not be the smartest guy in the world, but I don't see how putting a firework in a beer bottle next to my ear is going to help me with my problem."


    "Trust me, it will do the job", said the doctor.

    So the man went home, lit a cracker and put it in a beer bottle. He held the bottle up to his ear and began to count:

    "1, 2, 3, 4, 5," then he paused,
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    Last edited by Kym; 09-04-2011 at 10:52am. Reason: added SPOILER tags ... for reasons of suspense :)

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    hahahaha! Love this! Thanks for the spoiler....definately added to the suspense!!
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