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    Joke - bit rude

    A doctor from Israel says:
    "In Israel the medicine is so advanced that we cut off a man's testicles; we put them into another man, and in 6 weeks he is looking for work."

    The German doctor comments:
    "That's nothing, in Germany we take part of the brain out of a person; we put it into another person's head, and in 4 weeks he is looking for work."

    A Russian doctor says:
    "That's nothing either. In Russia we take out half of the heart from a person; we put it into another person's chest, and in 2 weeks he is looking for work."

    The Australian doctor answers immediately:
    "That's nothing fellas, you’re way behind us....in OZ, ...We grabbed a female spinster atheist, size 34-40-54, with balls, a wooden heart, speaks like a Mortician, bobs her head like a chook, waves her hands like a Ventriloquist, spends money like its going out of fashion.....and....
    we made her Prime Minster of Australia

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    Good one Rick!
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    Trying prevent myself from dying of laughter. Absolute ripper Rick.
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    Cheers David.

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    Are we still on-line

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    funny and sad really.......because its true
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    ^ As Chilli said!
    While it is funny....it would be even funnier if it wasn't the truth.
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    I like it Rick. Maybe we could start a jokes forum as I know there are many out there.
    Last edited by Kerro; 07-04-2011 at 3:46pm.
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    Boom Boom
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    Quote Originally Posted by FallingHorse View Post
    Boom Boom
    agree with fallinghorse, as Basil Brush would say Boom Boom. ian(aka pappa smurf)

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    A cracker!!

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    LOL , good one
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    Funny one Rick, you could add.... and nose like Pinocchio
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kerro View Post
    I like it Rick. Maybe we could start a jokes forum as I know there are many out there.
    Yeah .... I'd be in that, there's lots of good ones out there! (eg. A horse goes into a hotel and walks up to the bar. The Barman looks at him and says "Why the long face?" ) Sorrry .....

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