A doctor from Israel says:
"In Israel the medicine is so advanced that we cut off a man's testicles; we put them into another man, and in 6 weeks he is looking for work."
The German doctor comments:
"That's nothing, in Germany we take part of the brain out of a person; we put it into another person's head, and in 4 weeks he is looking for work."
A Russian doctor says:
"That's nothing either. In Russia we take out half of the heart from a person; we put it into another person's chest, and in 2 weeks he is looking for work."
The Australian doctor answers immediately:
"That's nothing fellas, you’re way behind us....in OZ, ...We grabbed a female spinster atheist, size 34-40-54, with balls, a wooden heart, speaks like a Mortician, bobs her head like a chook, waves her hands like a Ventriloquist, spends money like its going out of fashion.....and....
we made her Prime Minster of Australia
Spoilerand very soon ....the whole bloody country will be looking for work!!!!!!"