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An American 777 wide-body jetliner was lumbering along at 800km/hour at
33000 feet when a cocky F-16 fighter jet flashed by at Mach 2.
The F-16 pilot decided to show off. On his state of the art radio that
is part of his state of the art 3D & million dollar headset, the F-16
youngster told the 777 pilot, "Hey Captain, watch this!"
He promptly went into a barrel roll, followed by a steep,
unimaginable, vertical climb. He then finished with a sonic boom as he
broke the sound barrier, as the F-16 screamed down at impossible G's
before leveling at almost sea level.
The F-16 pilot asked the 777 pilot what he thought of that?
The 777 pilot said, "That was truly impressive, but watch this!"
The 777 chugged along for about 5 minutes at the steady 800km/hour,
and then the 777 pilot came back on and said, "What did you think of
that?"
Puzzled, the cocky F-16 pilot asked, "What the heck did you do?"
The 777 pilot chuckled and said, "I stood up, stretched my legs,
walked to the back, used the toilet, then got a cup of coffee and a
cinnamon roll and secured a date for the next 3 nights in a five-star
hotel paid for by the company"
LESSON OF LIFE:
When you are young and foolish, speed and flash may seem like a good
thing! When you get older and smarter, comfort and dullness is not
such a bad thing!
It's called S.O.S.
Slower, Older and Smarter!
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Originally Posted by Bear Dale
