UNBELEIVA-BABBLE (def.) Something (unbelievably stupid) that has been talked about and that has
finally come true/happened. To normal Homo sapiens such events are invariably accompanied by
one or more of: peals of derisive laughter, gasps of disbelief, bouts of self head-slapping, and for
the more divinely inspired, ashes on the head and garbing of oneself in sackcloth.
So some time ago I heard about this: Pedestrian Warning Lights.
On tonight's news they said it has actually happened.
I hereby move that the Darwin Awards be awarded to the perpetrators of this brainless idea along with the
species for which it is supposed to save.