An old advert, but funny
An old advert, but funny
regards, Kym Gallery Honest & Direct Constructive Critique Appreciated! ©
Digital & film, Bits of glass covering 10mm to 500mm, and other stuff
I told this when judging at Adelaide CC last night...
There were two photographers arrested in Europe yesterday and taken to the horse meat scandal court.
One was a Nikon shooter, the other Canon.
They were arguing about which had the better lenses.
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They were gaoled for flogging a dead horse
Greg Bartle,
I have a Pentax and I'm not afraid to use it.
Pentax K5
Sigma 10-20 | Tamron 17-50 F:2.8 | Sigma 50 F:1.4 | Sigma 70-200 F:2.8 Plus a bunch of Ye Olde lenses
Would you like to see more?
http://flickr.com/photosbygreg
Apparently, when the police arrived, there was a Pentax user about to join into the argument. They advise him to not say anything or else they'd charge him with blasphemy.
I now know this is true.
Just saw this joke on Pinterest and found it funny:
"A photographer went to a socialite party in New York. As he entered the front door, the host said 'I love your photos - they're wonderful; you must have a fantastic camera'. He said nothing until dinner was finished, then 'That was a wonderful dinner - you must have a terrific stove'."
Are any of these jokes filtered?
Has anybody put an f-stop to this?
Does talking on a cold day increase your stutter speed?
ISO like some of the humour in this thread.
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CC, Image editing OK.
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Humor, of cause Am lens a hand.
Just as well, 'cause my attempts aren't that flash.
Can't expose you to the tripod joke I heard. Rick would probably sensor it.
I'll AF off now.
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Last edited by Mark L; 29-10-2013 at 8:47pm. Reason: everone shohld edit!
Mark. Zoom-Zoom!
(Actually, I detest both versions of that saying, the B one and the stupid Mazda sound-alike, but for the sake of photography...)
Just have to share this-
Helping to photograph cemetery headstones for a 'Tour' advertisement-
We (a Council ute and us photographers) turned off the main road where road-works were happening-
SIX cars followed us for about 1 kilometre to the cemetery- thinking they were following a 'Detour'
I just couldn't stop laughing!!
100% crop? A yield that a farmer would be happy with.
Reminds me of the guy driving a semi that wasn't concentrating (to make this photography related humour, I guess he was taking a photo while driving), and missed a corner, and ran straight through a fence into a paddock.
He got out all shaken, and walked around the semi to see how much damage there was, and found a couple parked behind him in their car.
When he asked what the heck they were doing there, they said that "Whatever it was that you thought was too big for you to hit, was obviously going to be way too big for us to hit it, so we decided it was safer to follow you"
Canon EOS 60D ..... EFS 18-200mm f/3.5 - 5.6 IS - 430 EXII Speedlite - "eBay special" Remote Control Unit - Manfrotto 190XPROB w 804RC2 head.
I once taught photography at a TAFE college. One 'student' owned a 35mm film Rollei 35S where the flash shoe was on the base-plate of the camera. All their flash photos showed 'monster' lighting (lit from below). I politely advised to invert the camera & flash, press shutter with thumb. The answer came back- "won't all my photos be upside-down?" (true !)
LOL.
Couldn't help but laugh at this at least a little.
Just a funny off the internet, owner not known)
Film Canister.jpg
I tried to take a photo in fog...
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I mist.