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Last edited by Kym; 12-04-2012 at 9:14pm. Reason: Video tag
A long time ago i used to post up a humorous 'pic of the week' on my website. This is one of them.
A defensive wall set up for a free kick in a soccer game. The ball is about to smack into the wall with players unable to use hands or arms to block it. Always gives great facial expressions that come with an anticipation of pain. Pic quality is very poor from compression.
Last edited by norwest; 04-08-2012 at 1:56pm.
One for the D800 owners, from Thom Hogan
Those who frequent his website ( http://www.bythom.com/ )will have seen this one.
"I hear from Nikon that the marketing department hasn't yet come up with a focus for the left side of their Photokina booth."
About as subtle as brick through a window. Love it.Originally Posted by MattNQ
AndrewNikon, Fuji, Nikkor, Sigma, Tamron, Tokina and too many other bits and pieces to list.
I heard the answer as:
It lays iggs sully.
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From facebook (thanks Kirsty)
Photography is the only hobby where we can shoot people and cut off their heads legally.
regards, Kym Gallery Honest & Direct Constructive Critique Appreciated! ©
Digital & film, Bits of glass covering 10mm to 500mm, and other stuff
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From Whirlpool
Photographers are very mean. First, they frame you, then they shoot you, then hang you on the wall.
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Buy a professional camera and your a professional photographer, buy a flute and you own a flute.
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Q. What's the best way to make money in photography?
A. Sell all your gear.
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I bought a Labrador and named him Kodak, so I can say I own a Kodak Lab.
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"What's the difference between a full time photographer and a large costco pizza?
A large costco pizza can feed a family of four."
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Some guy is very keen to get into large format photography and experience the amazing image quality that one can produce from it. So he goes down to the photography shop, drops down his hard-earned cash and buys a view camera complete with bellows and various film holders. He tells the salesperson excitedly that he's going off to shoot some landscapes with it.
The next day, this guy returns to the camera shop with a disgruntled look on his face, demanding a refund. He says to the salesperson:
"Mate, this camera is seriously defective. Everything in the viewfinder is upside down."
And I can't work out where to put the SD card ....Some guy is very keen to get into large format photography and experience the amazing image quality that one can produce from it. So he goes down to the photography shop, drops down his hard-earned cash and buys a view camera complete with bellows and various film holders. He tells the salesperson excitedly that he's going off to shoot some landscapes with it.
The next day, this guy returns to the camera shop with a disgruntled look on his face, demanding a refund. He says to the salesperson:
"Mate, this camera is seriously defective. Everything in the viewfinder is upside down."
Greg Bartle,
I have a Pentax and I'm not afraid to use it.
Pentax K5
Sigma 10-20 | Tamron 17-50 F:2.8 | Sigma 50 F:1.4 | Sigma 70-200 F:2.8 Plus a bunch of Ye Olde lenses
Would you like to see more?
http://flickr.com/photosbygreg
What do you call a professional photographer in a suit?
The defendant.
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Me: Sorry did not mean to see my birthday present
Her: What?
Me: The book, "50 Shades of Grey"
Her: What?
Me: Isn't it the complete guide to understanding white balance?
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Snow White received a camera as a Christmas present.
She happily took pictures of the Dwarfs and their surroundings.
When she finished her first batch she took the film to be developed.
After a week or so she went to get the finished photos.
The store clerk said the photos were not back from the processor.
Needless to say, she was disappointed and started to cry. The clerk, trying to console her, said,
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"Don't worry. Someday your prints will come".
Actually, I'm about 3/4th of the way through that book, and so far learned nothing at all about white balance ... learned a lot about things I never expected to learn about, but white balance wasn't one of themMe: Sorry did not mean to see my birthday present
Her: What?
Me: The book, "50 Shades of Grey"
Her: What?
Me: Isn't it the complete guide to understanding white balance?
(and yes, I do realise it was a joke)
Canon EOS 60D ..... EFS 18-200mm f/3.5 - 5.6 IS - 430 EXII Speedlite - "eBay special" Remote Control Unit - Manfrotto 190XPROB w 804RC2 head.
Ok, I'll bite. What did I miss?Snow White received a camera as a Christmas present.
She happily took pictures of the Dwarfs and their surroundings.
When she finished her first batch she took the film to be developed.
After a week or so she went to get the finished photos.
The store clerk said the photos were not back from the processor.
Needless to say, she was disappointed and started to cry. The clerk, trying to console her, said,
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"Don't worry. Someday your prints will come".
someday your prints will come (someday your prince will come)
"It is one thing to make a picture of what a person looks like, it is another thing to make a portrait of who they are" - Paul Caponigro
Constructive Critique of my photographs is always appreciated
Nikon, etc!
RICK
My Photography
Q: Why is flying an F-16 better than flying an F-22?
A: It’s one stop faster!
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A Pentaxian, a Nikonian, and a Canonite are all at the urinal peeing.
The Canonite finishes, zips up and leaves without washing his hands.
The Nikonian finishes, zips up and goes to wash his hands, meanwhile the Pentaxian zips up and goes to leave without washing too
The Nikonian says to the Pentaxian, "Well, I can understand the Canonite leaving witout washing his hands, but I thought you Pentaxians would have better hygene then that"
The Pentaxian replies, "We don't pee on our hands"
How do you get the professional photographer off your front porch?
Pay him for the pizza.
Two photographers walking along a street and they pass a beggar sitting with his hat up-ended on the pavement, begging for money. One guy keeps walking. The other stops. Later when they catch up with each other the first guy says to the other. “Hey I saw you stop for that beggar. What did you give him?”"Oh” says the first guy, “1/125th at f5.6″
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A photographer at the nudist club – all his pictures were over exposed.
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I decided to become a nude photographer but the girls told me to put my clothes back on!
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A long time ago when I worked in a photo lab, a guy came in to pick up some prints of his naked wife.
I had a peek at the pics as I handed them over.
"Would you like the negatives?" I asked.
"Yes please," he said sheepishly.
"She's got saggy boobs and a huge bum" I replied.
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I've read this joke twice, and it still doesn't make sense. :-(
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