In this day of Apps for everything, CHOICE magazine has discovered the ideal app for the person who thinks they have them all ....... a fart analyzer! True!

Here's their article quoted for the benefit of those who are looking for that special Christmas gift.


Flatulence has been the butt of boyish humour for far too long, and while some people enthusiastically expel their emissions for a laugh, most people prefer to subdue the scent. CH4 (which is also the chemical formula for methane) straps to your belt or back pocket and claims to monitor your ‘output’, so you can work out which foods cause churns in your stomach. An accompanying app helps you keep track of your meals, negating the risk of accidentally eating a particularly reactive dish before jumping on an overseas flight.
Visit iwantch4.com for more details! Alternatively, I understand corks can be obtained quite cheaply.