Flatulance ...... now you can monitor yours!

[bobt]

In this day of Apps for everything, CHOICE magazine has discovered the ideal app for the person who thinks they have them all ....... a fart analyzer! True!

Here's their article quoted for the benefit of those who are looking for that special Christmas gift.

Flatulence has been the butt of boyish humour for far too long, and while some people enthusiastically expel their emissions for a laugh, most people prefer to subdue the scent. CH4 (which is also the chemical formula for methane) straps to your belt or back pocket and claims to monitor your ‘output’, so you can work out which foods cause churns in your stomach. An accompanying app helps you keep track of your meals, negating the risk of accidentally eating a particularly reactive dish before jumping on an overseas flight.

Visit iwantch4.com for more details! Alternatively, I understand corks can be obtained quite cheaply.

[ricktas]

a new twist on the olde age farte joke

[Warbler]

Sorry...doesn't pass the sniff test.

[bobt]

a new twist on the olde age farte joke

I should buy one for one of my grandkids .... he's almost a hovercraft!

[ameerat42]

Zounds like a loathe of hottaire

[bricat]

That would be a good "bang" for your buck purchase. A bit like why do farts smell? For the benefit of the people who did not hear it. Now I have started it......

[Cage]

This thread stinks.

[Mark L]

Now I have started it......

Now I have farted it.... I'd better analyse it.
"the answer my friend is blowin' in the wind"

[Glen1]

I fart a lot, and it's not a problem for me. I can't speak for others though.

Regards
Glen1

[kevin301]

hmmmm a load of hot air, methinks!