Came across this the other day and found it amusing.
“There were once four brothers. Everyone, Someone, Anyone and No one. They had a very important task to do. Everyone was sure that Someone was going to do it. Anyone could have done it but No one did it in the end. Someone was angry because it had been Everyone’s job. Everyone thought that Anyone could have done it, but No one realised that No one will do it in the end. In the end, Everyone was angry at Someone because No one did what Anyone could have done.”