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    joke of the day, an oldie but goodie

    Japanese scientists have
    created a camera with such
    a fast shutter speed they
    now can photograph a
    woman with her mouth shut.
    cc and enjoy

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    new possibilities beckon!

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    Who knows in a few years it may be quick enough to get an entire gathering of women all with their mouths shut. Fractions of a nano second I'd expect !!


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    Quote Originally Posted by wayn0i View Post
    Who knows in a few years it may be quick enough to get an entire gathering of women all with their mouths shut. Fractions of a nano second I'd expect !!


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    you still may need multiple shots processed using the median option in CS6

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    absolutely and mask city

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    Quote Originally Posted by kevin301 View Post

    new possibilities beckon!
    Seems like you don't have to worry about that fast shutter speed,

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    can photograph a
    woman with her mouth shut.[/QUOTe


    I bet it was "photoshopped"!!!!!!
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    A bloke goes into a quarry and says to the foreman.. "gee that's a big rock" the foreman says "Boulder"
    The bloke reply's "GEE THAT'S A BIG ROCK"
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    An aside. Most of the women I know talk more sense than most of the blokes I know, so

    Japanese scientists have
    created a camera with such
    a fast shutter speed they
    now can photograph a
    man with his mouth open making sense of an important issue.

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    has anyone noticed that all posts here are blokes?

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    My bet that Mark L's better half reads these?

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    Quote Originally Posted by bricat View Post
    My bet that Mark L's better half reads these?
    and then he gets the bird

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    I think it's only blokes because it is a sexist joke.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bricat View Post
    My bet that Mark L's better half reads these?
    She has no interest in AP.
    Now if only she'd talk to me so I could try a high shutter speed.

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    It is a joke about a female. Not sexist at all. The same as you have mother-in-law jokes or blonde jokes or one legged man jokes or blind umpire jokes. (dare I say aboriginal jokes) It is just a joke!!!!!!!! It is taking the mickey out of someone or something. Not everyone gets it nor think it is funny. cheers Brian

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    I'm not a masoginist, I just hate women that won't do what they're told. (Glad my wife doesn't read this!)
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    Quote Originally Posted by bricat View Post
    It is a joke about a female. .........
    It is a joke based on some peoples perceptions of females.
    Why wasn't the last line "bloke with his mouth shut."?
    Wouldn't be the same would it?

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