True story

[davidd]

This is a true story...

It happened a few weeks ago, I was chosen to play cricket for Australia.
There I was in a car being driven to the ground. To play cricket. For Australia.

I was worried...
Not, as you may think, because I hadn't played cricket for 50 years, and when I did I wasn't very good..
What was worrying me was that I didn't have a bat, or cricket gear. I hoped someone had some spare gear they could lend me.
I was still worrying about this when I woke up...

True story!

[I @ M]

I believe you.
I have occasional delusions of grandeur as well, never been about cricket though.

So, what do you have when you have an extremely large red cricket ball in one hand and an extremely large red cricket ball in the other hand?

[Wayne]

2 extremely large red cricket balls?

[davidd]

A very big red cricket?

[Mark L]

It used to be;
Why do elephants paint their toe nails red?
So they can hide in a Smarties pack!
Ever seen an elephant in a Smarties pack?
Pretty good disguise, aye!

So, what do you have when you have an extremely large red cricket ball in one hand and an extremely large red cricket ball in the other hand?

'spose now the elephants are painting something else red and hiding amongst the tomato plants.
Ever sinc e an elephant near your tomato plants?

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Just heard the elephants are also still painting their toe nails red so the can hide in Andrew's avatar.

[fess67]

you freaks!!! I cannot believe I had to land my Spitfire to come answer this sort of post. Don't you guys know there is a war on !!! <scramble!!> Dammit, wait for me!!!!

[I @ M]

It used to be;
Why do elephants paint their toe nails red?
So they can hide in a Smarties pack strawberry patch!
Ever seen an elephant in a Smarties pack strawberry patch ?
Pretty good disguise, aye!

Get it right will ya.

'spose now the elephants are painting something else red and hiding amongst the tomato plants.
Ever sinc e an elephant near your tomato plants?

Not since me tomata plants turned out to have funny pointed leaves and all the heffalumps did a regae dance 6 metres above the ground and flew next door ----

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A very big red cricket?

Carefully replied to like the true gentleman you are sir.

[mechawombat]

I think you should blame that pesky Unicorn!

[davidd]

It seems Sunday evening has consisted of a bit too much <insert relaxation medium of your choice> this week.

[mudman]

davidd, it's good to dream
to the rest of you, can i have some of whatever your on? except valium

[Rattus79]

A very big red cricket?

A very big, Very Angry red cricket?

There I fixed it for you ...

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