This is a true story...

It happened a few weeks ago, I was chosen to play cricket for Australia.
There I was in a car being driven to the ground. To play cricket. For Australia.

I was worried...
Not, as you may think, because I hadn't played cricket for 50 years, and when I did I wasn't very good..
What was worrying me was that I didn't have a bat, or cricket gear. I hoped someone had some spare gear they could lend me.
I was still worrying about this when I woke up...

True story!