Oxygen walks up to potassium and sodium and asks "hey you guys wanna catch a movie?"
Potassium answers "K" and sodium say "Na".
Boom boom!
Oh dear!
"It is one thing to make a picture of what a person looks like, it is another thing to make a portrait of who they are" - Paul Caponigro
Constructive Critique of my photographs is always appreciated
Nikon, etc!
RICK
My Photography
that is off the scale David....
About as geeky as it gets, Dave!
Waz
Be who you are and say what you mean, because those who matter don't mind don't matter and those who mind don't matter - Dr. Seuss...
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your not studying for exams or the like at the moment by any chance
cheers macca
Jimmy!!!
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Silver sees gold at a crowded concert and calls "AU!"
And gold replies "Ag"?
Regards,
Rob
Regards, Rob
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And some people think that a periodic table is a calendar that ladies use for that time of the month...................
All my photos are taken with recycled pixels.
Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit.
Wisdom, is knowing not to serve it in a fruit salad.
When asked if I can come up with good chemistry jokes, I simply reply. "Periodically"
Greg Bartle,
I have a Pentax and I'm not afraid to use it.
Pentax K5
Sigma 10-20 | Tamron 17-50 F:2.8 | Sigma 50 F:1.4 | Sigma 70-200 F:2.8 Plus a bunch of Ye Olde lenses
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Tetris..how the periodical table was made
Not a bar joke, yes a bar joke,
A neutron walked into the bar, ordered a drink. The bartender said, no charge.
LOL, good one
What happens to those who tell geeky jokes? We Barium 6 foot under.
so Iodine and Copper go to the hospital....I Cu
Not that Greg has an engineering background
A proton, neutron, and electron went out to dinner one night.
After a luxurious meal, the waiter brought the bill to the
proton and the electron. The neutron was perplexed as to why
the waiter didn't bring him his bill. So, he summoned the
waiter to the table and asked him about it.
The waiter explained to the neutron, "For you, there's no charge."
What do you do with a dead chemist?
- Barium
Why do chemists like nitrates so much?
- They're cheaper than day rates.
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