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    Not a bar joke

    Oxygen walks up to potassium and sodium and asks "hey you guys wanna catch a movie?"

    Potassium answers "K" and sodium say "Na".

    Boom boom!

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    Oh dear!
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    that is off the scale David....
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    About as geeky as it gets, Dave!
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    your not studying for exams or the like at the moment by any chance
    cheers macca

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    Quote Originally Posted by macmich View Post
    your not studying for exams or the like at the moment by any chance
    cheers macca
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    Silver sees gold at a crowded concert and calls "AU!"

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    And gold replies "Ag"?


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    And some people think that a periodic table is a calendar that ladies use for that time of the month...................
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    When asked if I can come up with good chemistry jokes, I simply reply. "Periodically"
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    Tetris..how the periodical table was made

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    Not a bar joke, yes a bar joke,
    A neutron walked into the bar, ordered a drink. The bartender said, no charge.

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    Then Oxygen walks into a bar in mexico and asks Carbon the bartender if he has tequila.....Carbon says....C

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    LOL, good one

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    What happens to those who tell geeky jokes? We Barium 6 foot under.

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    so Iodine and Copper go to the hospital....I Cu

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    Two atoms are walking down the street.
    Says one atom to the other, "Hey! I think I lost an electron!"
    The other says, "Are you sure??"
    "Yes, I'm positive!"
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    Not that Greg has an engineering background

    A proton, neutron, and electron went out to dinner one night.
    After a luxurious meal, the waiter brought the bill to the
    proton and the electron. The neutron was perplexed as to why
    the waiter didn't bring him his bill. So, he summoned the
    waiter to the table and asked him about it.

    The waiter explained to the neutron, "For you, there's no charge."



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    Quote Originally Posted by Mark L View Post
    Not a bar joke, yes a bar joke,
    A neutron walked into the bar, ordered a drink. The bartender said, no charge.
    And to the neutrino he said, "Aren't you a minor."

    - - - Updated - - -

    And in the jungle, the mighty jungle...

    Tarzan, after rescuing Jane, unsuccessfully tried to let her know that his name was "Tarzan".
    "Me Tarzan", he said to her a couple of times. But she was delirious and soon passed out.

    So T picked her up and began to carry her to his tree-house, some distance across the terrain.
    Along the way he had to skirt a swamp, and at this point Jane revived a bit from her state.

    Tarzan didn't know enough of any language to say it was all OK, so he just repeated, "Me Tarzan".

    But Jane could only smell the pungent odour of the nearby swamp and realising what it was, weakly garbled up to Tarzan, saying "Methane!"
    She repeated it a little more strongly, in a bid to get Tarzan to move away from the area. At that moment, Tarzan stepped into a puddle, and to his ears it sounded like Jane had said, "Me Jane".

    And so on and so forth...

    And they lived apily ever after.
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