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    Olympic Humor

    I borrowed this from another forum -

    NBC commentators at the 2012 Olympics


    1. Weightlifting commentator: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing."


    2. Dressage commentator: "This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother."


    3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father."


    4. Boxing Analyst: "Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious."


    5. Softball announcer: "If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again."


    6. Basketball analyst: "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces."


    7. At the rowing medal ceremony: "Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew."


    8. Soccer commentator: "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field."


    9. Tennis commentator: "One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them . . . Oh my God, what have I just said?"
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    Most of these are quite old one liners revamped for the Olympics. Funny as, but probably not what NBC commentators actually said during the recent Olympics.
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    ....naughty boy.
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    Here's an ad from the current Olympics for you.

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    LOL, classic

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