Was on a website that sells LED lighting equipment, and found THIS item for sale in the side menu.
Maybe we should do the 1000 pack as a bulk buy for everyone on the forum.
"Universal Handcuff Key - Concealable, Plastic Handcuff Key (often used as a SERE KIT key)
This plastic handcuff key has several important properties that may save your life
1. Undetectable by metal detectors
2. Small, flexible and light to be hidden just about anywhere on normal clothing, watches, hats and shoes
3. Strong enough to be used as a duty key
4. Can be deployed and used silently to escape notice
5. Opens all cuffs"
Of course, with my luck when I get kidnapped, they'll use cable ties instead of handcuffs, and my carefully concealed handcuff key will be useless. Maybe I should buy the 2 pack and sharpen one for use on cable ties.
Seriously, What the .....