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Bennymiata
31-01-2012, 5:02pm
Did you hear that they’ve exonerated the captain of the Italian cruise ship?

He suffers from premature evacuation….

I @ M
31-01-2012, 5:04pm
In one fell swoop you just crushed any of Rick's recent attempts at jokes. :th3:

Love it. :D

Lance B
31-01-2012, 5:52pm
# How do they serve alcoholic drinks on Italian cruise ships? - On the rocks


# What vegetables do you get with dinner on Italian cruise ships? - Leeks


# What's the fastest way to get off an Italian cruise ship? - Follow the captain


# When the captain of the ill fated Costa Concordia was asked if he
knew where he was going he replied "off course."


# So the captain of the Costa Concordia will soon be in the dock.
That's more than can be said for his ship.


# I like my women how I like my Italian Cruises. Wet, wrecked and
ready to go down.


# The Costa Concordia is probably the most expensive thing to go down
in Italy since Berlusconi's last hooker.

I @ M
31-01-2012, 6:05pm
Oh my, shield my innocent eyes :eek:

MiniFighter
31-01-2012, 6:10pm
Hahah gold. :th3:

ricktas
31-01-2012, 6:48pm
I find these cruise ship jokes to be in bad taste, so I won't sink down to that level.

ricktas
31-01-2012, 6:49pm
Oh my, shield my innocent eyes :eek:

define 'innocent' please!

Lance B
31-01-2012, 6:57pm
I find these cruise ship jokes to be in bad taste, so I won't sink down to that level.

LOL. :lol:

Duane Pipe
31-01-2012, 7:06pm
Good one Lance:lol2:

Xebadir
02-02-2012, 12:09am
I find these cruise ship jokes to be in bad taste, so I won't sink down to that level.

Come on Rick, its all water under the bridge now.

mudman
02-02-2012, 8:26am
this thread is making me keel over with laughter:D

old dog
02-02-2012, 8:46am
you naughty people.....:th3: