View Full Version : Those "windows help centre" callers just won't give up.

I @ M
14-12-2011, 7:19pm
I received a phone call this evening from your typical limited English speaking scammer and the call went like this.

(scammer) Hi this is Sarah Jones from the windows help centre, is this Andrew, are you the main user of your computer and is it turned on?

(me) Yes, yes and yes.

(scammer) Good, what do you see on your screen?

(me) I am watching a porn movie. :D

(scammer) You are watching a porn movie???

(me) Yes.

(scammer) OK, enjoy your porn movie and if you like I can share a few clips with you. :eek:

(me) C ya later idiot. :p

----- Kerlunk.

14-12-2011, 8:00pm
hahahahaha! Brilliant!

14-12-2011, 8:03pm
:lol: Nothing worse that some idiot interrupting a good porn movie. Specially while your home alone. :D

old dog
14-12-2011, 8:34pm
the dreaded virus is rampant in everyones computer.....I must take care....:th3:

14-12-2011, 11:31pm

15-12-2011, 10:43pm
i just spat my tim tam across the table.... that's hilarious !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mark L
15-12-2011, 11:14pm
i just spat my tim tam across the table.... that's hilarious !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
and that's a waste of a Tim Tam.
Now Tim Tams and porn movies..................mmmmmm:)

15-12-2011, 11:39pm
LMFAO!! omg classic!! here I was doing a good thing giving the phone to my 4 year old and telling her it was santa ;) :santa: