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ricktas
30-06-2011, 8:01pm
I got a deodorant stick today I'd never used one, so I read the instructions "Remove top and slowly push up bottom" I'm in Casualty but my farts smell lovely

I @ M
30-06-2011, 8:03pm
you need help

rookie
30-06-2011, 8:05pm
:lol::lol::lol:

peterb666
30-06-2011, 8:07pm
I am deeply worried about you Rick.

Boofhead
30-06-2011, 8:08pm
Classic! :lol::lol::lol:

kiwi
30-06-2011, 8:19pm
it would be funny if it wasnt true :)

Michaela
30-06-2011, 8:26pm
:lol::lol::lol: :eek:

Darey
30-06-2011, 8:30pm
Don't light a match, :o you'll go off like a rocket. :D

Art Vandelay
30-06-2011, 8:31pm
Plenty of people end up in casualty wards with similar 'problems' and similar excuses. :lol:

agb
30-06-2011, 8:36pm
I got a deodorant stick today I'd never used one, so I read the instructions "Remove top and slowly push up bottom" I'm in Casualty but my farts smell lovely
in your condition "sitting" in casualty couild be quite painful.

mrDooba
30-06-2011, 8:57pm
Pleasure and pain go hand in hand :D

peterb666
30-06-2011, 9:22pm
it would be funny if it wasnt true :)

I thought it was funny because it was true. ;)

peterb666
30-06-2011, 9:24pm
Pleasure and pain go hand in hand :D

... or deodorant in rrrrrrrrs. I wonder if it the new, large jumbo size?

geoffsta
30-06-2011, 9:24pm
It has the same directions on lip balm. I suppose that way your farts create less friction. :confused013

mikew09
30-06-2011, 10:01pm
Cracka Jack :lol::lol::lol:

kiwi
30-06-2011, 10:19pm
are you sure you are sitting in casualty ?

Scotty72
30-06-2011, 10:41pm
So, your sh1t actually doesn't stink?

flame70
01-07-2011, 12:25am
I am reminded of the classic Not the nine o clock news sketch,,

(in a swedish accent)
"Have you some deodorant please"
"Ball or airsole"
"Neither it is for my armpits"

colinbm
01-07-2011, 12:33am
It could only happen in Tassie or NZ :eek: :confused013
Col

Xebadir
01-07-2011, 11:38am
Have heard a number of other objects getting stuck with similar excuses. Maybe Rick had a little bit of an argument with his second head and tried to prove that his crap doesn't stink? :lol:

Pine
01-07-2011, 12:17pm
Funny :lol::lol::lol:

REGARDS

Bennymiata
01-07-2011, 2:55pm
Why is it that ladies' personal deodorant containers are shaped like a mans' you-know-what?

They always seem to have a round-pointed cap on them too.

ving
01-07-2011, 3:01pm
oh groan! :rolleyes:

:lol:

Wilky
01-07-2011, 6:39pm
A strange young fella is our Rick
Got in trouble with a deodorant stick
But oh how it fits so neatly
And his farts, they do smell sweetly
But to renew it, now this will be a trick

I @ M
01-07-2011, 6:42pm
Wilky, dare I suggest that you seek similar professional help to that which Rick clearly needs? :rolleyes:

Wilky
01-07-2011, 9:18pm
nah I@M you see i come from the north of tassy so i is ok cause up north we was educated wen we was childrenand were much clevererere than them soffern fellas

Coral
01-07-2011, 10:23pm
Funny :lol::lol:

dbax
01-07-2011, 10:34pm
:Doh::Doh::Doh: I work in health.........the stories I could tell...............:lol::lol::lol:

ScottM
02-07-2011, 12:45am
Please don't tell us which brand - I'm almost due for a new one, and I don't want to think about or avoid reading the instructions!
Please don't show the x-rays either, being digital n all nowadays.
You're not now an Ona of this shtuff calling yourself Rex I hope?

tcdev
04-07-2011, 4:56pm
When I first read the topic, I was concerned for you Rick.

Now that I've read the post, I'm still concerned for you! :p