View Full Version : Judgement day this saturday
Dont make any plans for Sunday, just in case
ameerat42
19-05-2011, 8:44pm
Wot in salivation are you talking about? Can we expect the end of the whirled? Then what?
Ummm...
colinbm
19-05-2011, 8:57pm
Only for Kiwis, by the time they get the first time slot in NZ, the grim reaper will be overloaded.
Col
This http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harold_Camping ? I think not
What about the SOO next wednesday night ? :confused013
That's good, but I need to know a time please?
Di
ameerat42
19-05-2011, 9:27pm
Kym, thanks for the enlightenment.
(Blast! The humor tags didn't work! Well, for [humor], read humor.)
PH005 (and I didn't say "double-oh"). SOO? What?
PH005 (and I didn't say "double-oh"). SOO? What?[/QUOTE]
" STATE OF ORIGIN " :Doh:
ameerat42
19-05-2011, 9:43pm
Of COARSE! (Oops! Sorry for the language.)
I was so overwhelmed by the impending END TIMES that I completely forgot how it all STARTED!
(Now I wonder how that will end?)
colinbm
19-05-2011, 9:45pm
SOO, What !
SOO, What !
COLIN ! Go to bed !
geoffsta
19-05-2011, 10:07pm
Saturday is my day off. Nothing is allowed to happen :cool:
arthurking83
19-05-2011, 10:49pm
I'll take this judgement day any day compared to the hell that is peak hour traffic on a Friday night.
So all we get is one last fight with hell on a Friday night, before we all go to heaven sometime during a lazy Saturday?
I was planning to have a bit of a sleep in, so I'll probably miss all the commotion.
Make sure you all post any captured images if you get the chance.
At least we know where nikon users will end up AK
Earthquakes start 1pm nz time it starts there and goes east apparently.:eek:
Earthquakes start 1pm nz time it starts there and goes east apparently.:eek:[/QUOTE]
Well at least We will be the last ones hit. :D
Mark L
20-05-2011, 10:38am
At least someone is thinking of those of us that are left behind........http://eternal-earthbound-pets.com/
I'm looking forward to it I need a rest......
Not the first time he predicted the end of the world....we should have all died in 1994.
This http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harold_Camping ? I think not
Ha! I loved this snippet from the wikipedia article: "He earned a B.S. degree ..." I'd say he's earned it several times over, wouldn't you? :lol:
Puts me in mind of those humorous cartoons with shoeless hobo's wearing sandwich boards proclaiming "The End of the World is nigh!" :lol2:
I had a pie and cake for lunch today. No point worrying about health at this point.
Something a friend sent to me this morning :D
http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/demotivational-posters-its-not-over-yet-kids.jpg
Wobbles
20-05-2011, 5:05pm
A handy timer to count down the minutes till Armageddon…
http://versariesapp.com/odometerartstuff/index.php?units=Seconds&sharedtext=The+End+Of+The+World+will+occur+on+Sat%2C+May+21%2C+2011%2C+5%3A45PM+%28%3F%29+according+to+Harold+Camping+&date=05%2F21%2F2011+5%3A45PM&text=until+The+End+Of+The+World+%28Historical%29&buttonurl=http%3A%2F%2Fvrsy.us%2Ffj&time_offset=10
… and lastly, useful information for when the place turns to hell! (Hey, It’s the CDC so it must be true!)
http://emergency.cdc.gov/socialmedia/zombies_blog.asp
Have a nice weekend ;)
BBBRRRAAIIINNNSSS
geoffsta
20-05-2011, 5:40pm
I wonder if i can convince my wife it's going to happen and get a bit tonight.:confused013
the state of oranges? what about the state of oranges? i dont think its orange season at the moment... :confused013
the state of oranges? what about the state of oranges? i dont think its orange season at the moment... :confused013
Well when you have'nt won one for FIVE YEARS. You might as well just suck on oranges. :D
If you live in NSW you might as well start buying duck now.
I wonder if i can convince my wife it's going to happen and get a bit tonight.:confused013
Hehehe, worth a crack
Go the Maroon Cockroaches!
Mongo is moving to Perth and buy himself 2 more hours. Does anyone know a good diner in Perth where Mongo can kill a couple of hours doing what he likes best ???
geoffsta
20-05-2011, 9:05pm
]I don't want to be a party pooper Mongo, But..... "Earthquake starts in NZ and heads East" Thats taking two hours off you time left :(
Does anyone know a good diner in Perth where Mongo can kill a couple of hours doing what he likes best ???
Are you sure that's legal in Perth diners, Mongo??? :p
EDIT: For that matter, is it legal anywhere???
peterking
21-05-2011, 12:06am
Mongo is moving to Perth and buy himself 2 more hours. Does anyone know a good diner in Perth where Mongo can kill a couple of hours doing what he likes best ???
Many places have live in vermin if you want however I would recommend something near South Perth Zoological Gardens that would give you a very large variety to choose from.
Goodbye cruel world :eek:
I'm afraid we Kiwis have been overlooked once again. Not to worry, the sun's shining for the first time in a week.
Damn. Does this mean I have to pay the Phone Bill. ?
ricktas
21-05-2011, 10:07am
Oh, so this is what Hell looks like! I wondered if it would be any different to Earth. Must say I fit in quite well here, doesn't seem to be a lot different so far.
]I don't want to be a party pooper Mongo, But..... "Earthquake starts in NZ and heads East" Thats taking two hours off you time left :(
Ooops ! darn it . Mongo has a one way ticket . He'll just have to eat much faster than he had planned.
Are you sure that's legal in Perth diners, Mongo??? :p
EDIT: For that matter, is it legal anywhere???
what has legal got to do with it ? Since when has Mongo done things legally ? - besides, there will be no one to prosecute the illegality. :D
Many places have live in vermin if you want however I would recommend something near South Perth Zoological Gardens that would give you a very large variety to choose from.
Thanks Peter - you are Mongo's kind of guy. In fact, if it all wasn't going to be over, Mongo would even come to find you and thank you personally after dining at the suggested venue. Now , where exactly is Yokine ........?
It must be true, I just heard on the radio that "Pro Wrestler" Randy (The Macho Man) Savage has been called. Crashed his car into a tree after a heart attack.
RIP
From TopFive.com
The Top 5 Signs Someone's Not Taking the Rapture Seriously
5> The Nelsons' Saturday yard sale signs announce "Christians
Fundamentalists welcome!"
4> He made a small fortune this week selling "If this shirt's
empty, I'm in Heaven" T-shirts.
3> Just ordered new Sea Monkeys.
2> Police reports show a 90% increase in neighborhood coveting.
and Topfive.com's Number 1 Sign
Someone's Not Taking the Rapture Seriously...
1> You're burning some of these "last precious moments" reading
a humor list composed by a bunch of hell-bound serial
masturbators.
Othrelos
21-05-2011, 2:57pm
"I'm afraid we Kiwis have been overlooked once again. Not to worry, the sun's shining for the first time in a week."
now that's a sign of the apocalypse...
I think you have another hour or so to wait
Scotty72
21-05-2011, 4:47pm
So, it was to begin in NZ at 13:00 NZ time? So, are there any fewer Kiwis on the planet yet?
No, I think 13:00 USA set STD time which is 6pm nzt time, I think, what's the countdown clock say ?
Othrelos
21-05-2011, 4:55pm
according to thinkingathiest.com their clock says we have 5 mins left
oooooooooo bugger oooooooooo
according to thinkingathiest.com their clock says we have 5 mins left
That was 5 minutes ago, and I'm still here, I guess the Macho Man must be getting pretty lonely by now, at least he's got a front row seat :D
according to thinkingathiest.com their clock says we have 5 mins left
Bugga, I drank that last beer so fast I have lumps in my throat, didn't want to waste a drop. :D
Ooooh ang on, what time zone are they talking about, I might still have enough time for another 1/2 doz. :rolleyes::beer_mug:
Othrelos
21-05-2011, 5:30pm
well here we are:
it's frustrating having that damn apocalypse postponed again.
post rapture EXIF - Nikon D3s with noct-nikkor 58mm f/1.2 ASPH 1/30th f/4 @ ISO800
http://www.pentaxforums.com/forums/attachments/political-religious-discussion/92008d1305958856-may-21st-rapture-believers-failing-parental-responsibilities-end-world-jpg
Is it over yet? I am still here so I guess I wasn't one of the chosen.
Can we have a roll call on AP to see who will not be returning, and who will grace us with their presence for another five months?
Di
flame70
21-05-2011, 6:16pm
Yeaaaaaaa looks like its just us Aussies left
mrDooba
21-05-2011, 6:58pm
Geez It's nearly 6pm and it getting kind of dark outside:eek:.........
All canon users went to hell, nobody cared about pentax Sony or Olympus users and Nikon users now are the only ones left
mrDooba
21-05-2011, 8:54pm
I'm glad I won't be around to see the resulting photos from Nikonians :D
Scotty72
21-05-2011, 8:57pm
On the contrary, this canon user is still here. I guess I was not one of the chosen :(
Xenedis (a canon user) has lots of experience with sacrifices to the oceans so, rising / boiling/ tempestuous oceans would be just another day for him.
peterb666
21-05-2011, 9:23pm
Dont make any plans for Sunday, just in case
Oh, I'm stuffed. I already have photo and lunch plans for Sunday. There are around 3hrs and 37 minutes to go on Saturday so best not waste it.
arthurking83
21-05-2011, 10:02pm
Damned!
.. and I sold off all my camera gear in preparation for this event too.
although! .. as planned I had a bit of a sleep in this morning, and may well have missed it all.
Did anything exciting happen before 8AM today?
(I'm sure Kiwi has created a new poll of some kind .. but that don't count)
Othrelos
21-05-2011, 11:01pm
"All canon users went to hell, nobody cared about pentax Sony or Olympus users and Nikon users now are the only ones left "
Leica photographers like me, will be flown to heaven's gates upon the backs of unicorns with gilded saddles. And we will be the first in line to pass through the pearly gates. :D
Nikon users now are the only ones left
That sounds like a true definition of hell
Ms Monny
21-05-2011, 11:14pm
I AM STILL WAITING........WAITING.....WAITING.....:umm:
MAYBE THIS IS WHAT WE SHOULD BE GETTING USE TO.......:action:
cutlery
22-05-2011, 12:02am
http://c0389161.cdn.cloudfiles.rackspacecloud.com/dyn/str_strip/110181.full.gif
from comics.com/natural_selection (http://comics.com/natural_selection/2011-03-23/)
arthurking83
22-05-2011, 12:07am
.....
Leica photographers like me, will be flown to heaven's gates upon the backs of unicorns with gilded saddles. And we will be the first in line to pass through the pearly gates. :D
Just make sure you expose correctly for the whites! :p
I stayed up as late as I could and saw nothing.. time to go and buy back all the camera gear at a reduced rate hopefully.
cutlery
22-05-2011, 1:52am
I suppose this will only apply come Monday
http://c0389161.cdn.cloudfiles.rackspacecloud.com/dyn/str_strip/110181.full.gif
From: comics.com/natural_selection (http://comics.com/natural_selection/2011-03-23/)
But you’ve really got to ask yourself where do these guys get off? The Bible itself quite plainly and to the point about this; it says: “But about that day or hour no one knows, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son, but only the Father” Mathew 24:36
So if someone announcing a date, they’re probably not reading the Bible.
colinbm
22-05-2011, 9:05am
Well I am still here, where are the rest of you :confused013
Col
geoffsta
22-05-2011, 9:33am
As normal, every starts in America. So not until today in Aus and NZ. Come to think of it, I haven't seen the member invisable from Canada. :D
As normal, every starts in America. So not until today in Aus and NZ. Come to think of it, I haven't seen the member invisable from Canada. :D
Federico is probably out photographing all the stuff that's not supposed to be here! :D Besides, despite what the merican's think, the kiwis get daylight first on most days and darren hasn't sent us any messages from the beyond. You'd just know he'd be the first to conduct a poll asking how we enjoyed the show at the end!!! :lol:
Bear Dale
22-05-2011, 9:47am
L O L :)
arthurking83
22-05-2011, 9:59am
Well I am still here, where are the rest of you :confused013
Col
Hey ...... this hell place ain't so bad afterall! :th3:
Not really all that much different to how it was before.
We should do it all again next Saturday too... turn it into a national AP meetup event or something.
(come to think of it, I have my kids next weekend and we had plans already .... So how about the Saturday after?)
:p
ameerat42
22-05-2011, 11:14am
:o:o:o:o:o
:oH! How embarrassing! Here we all are after the world has ended and still kicking!
Ho-hUm.
This guys Videos are professionally done and whilst a serious subject he does it well
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkxx4HUwGZI&feature=digest
ameerat42
22-05-2011, 11:45am
Thanks, John, I needed a l:Dugh.
Lucky we don't all believe in doomocrazy.
Photo Vixen
22-05-2011, 2:43pm
Any excuse to have a great glass of NZ Sauvignon Blanc
ricktas
22-05-2011, 7:43pm
ATTENTION ALL JUDGEMENT and DOOMSDAY BELIEVERS::
Due to technical difficulties... The scheduled END OF WORLD event has been postponed. We apologise for any inconvenience this may have caused you. If you have already quit your job, given away your life savings or liquidated all of your assets... Ooops... Our bad! We will attempt another doomsday event in December, 2012. Please stay tuned.
Oh... Have a nice day!
lol, thats the mayan calendar apocalypse. i look forward to that too
fillum
23-05-2011, 12:23am
I was hoping to get a few shots of the 'Second Coming', but apparently Getty have the rights sewn up...
Bennymiata
24-05-2011, 11:57am
Watch the movie 2012.
Then you'll see how the world will end.
I believe that Nostradamus wrote the script too!
They're building these big boats right now, somewhere in China...........................
Well according to the Sydney Morning Herald (therefor it must be true) the end of the world will now occur on October 21st.
ApolloLXII
24-05-2011, 4:41pm
Yes, according to the crackpot who started with the doomsday thing reckons the end of the world started last Saturday and the process will end on October 21st. Jesus must be tidying up a few e-mails and getting squared away on Facebook before he gets here in October. I always thought the world was going to end with a bang but it seems it's going to be a long, drawn out whimper. Oh well, there's lots of time for taking photographs between now and October so I'm guessing that the October comps will all be tightly contested on here. :D
well here we are:
it's frustrating having that damn apocalypse postponed again.
post rapture EXIF - Nikon D3s with noct-nikkor 58mm f/1.2 ASPH 1/30th f/4 @ ISO800
http://www.pentaxforums.com/forums/attachments/political-religious-discussion/92008d1305958856-may-21st-rapture-believers-failing-parental-responsibilities-end-world-jpgOUR SAVIOUR!!!
this is the gentleman we have to thank for saving out lives... by freezing time like this we will never see the apocalypse!!
To you Otrelos we give a huge
THANK YOU!
:D
Othrelos
24-05-2011, 6:17pm
"by freezing time like this we will never see the apocalypse!!"
And they said that quantum entanglement doesn't have any practical value.
A Noct Nikkor saved the very universe it was designed to photograph - $5000 well spent ;)
- unlike the 80 million dollars Harold Camping has received in donations, and gifts from his followers over the past five years.
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