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[ kane ]
01-05-2011, 10:02am
On my FB page, ask me anything, about me, about my photos etc.

https://www.facebook.com/pages/Kane-Gledhill-Photography/139956532730187

Thanks
Kane

Erin
01-05-2011, 2:28pm
What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow? ;)

ricktas
01-05-2011, 2:30pm
In every cubic meter of space at how many neutrino's can there be?

ameerat42
01-05-2011, 3:34pm
Your what?:D

arthurking83
01-05-2011, 5:00pm
What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow? ;)

African or European? :p

Boofhead
01-05-2011, 5:01pm
It depends on whether you are talking about an African or European swallow.

The airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow is roughly 11 meters per second, or 24 miles per hour*, beating its wings 7-9 times per second (rather than 43). But please note that a 5 ounce bird cannot carry a one pound coconut.

I @ M
01-05-2011, 5:12pm
It depends on whether you are talking about an African or European swallow.

The airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow is roughly 11 meters per second, or 24 miles per hour*, beating its wings 7-9 times per second (rather than 43). But please note that a 5 ounce bird cannot carry a one pound coconut.

In reality we can't determine the airspeed of either African or European swallows without first knowing the original weight of the bird, your 11 metres per second is really just a generalisation, so first we must weigh the bird in question and then apply the scientifically proven formula of X (original bird weight) plus G ( one gulp) divided by 2xS ( two spits) for the real unladen results.

Trust me, it works, I have seen a few birds unload and fly when that formula is applied.

johndom
01-05-2011, 8:45pm
I imagine the speed would also be affected by the amount of neutrinos in any cubic metre.

Sobriquet
03-05-2011, 1:29pm
Why? Why? (apparently one why is too short a response - stupid rule)

James T
03-05-2011, 1:42pm
Why? Why? (apparently one why is too short a response - stupid rule)

To get more followers for his business of course, not sure it went to plan though. After-all, the point of a forum is to ask questions and interact, not drag people off to do the same on your own site (or business page).

ving
03-05-2011, 1:43pm
whats the answer to life, the universe and everything? :D

James T
03-05-2011, 1:53pm
whats the answer to life, the universe and everything? :D

42 of course.

ving
03-05-2011, 2:19pm
42 of course. is there nothing hitchhikers guide to the galaxy cant teach us?

James T
03-05-2011, 2:21pm
is there nothing hitchhikers guide to the galaxy cant teach us?

Nothing worth knowing.

Rattus79
03-05-2011, 3:29pm
Who invented sour cream and how do you know if it's gone off??

ving
03-05-2011, 3:46pm
who invented liquid soap?

lay-z
03-05-2011, 3:48pm
I accidentally my whole camera, is this dangerous?

kiwi
03-05-2011, 3:51pm
why do sheep baa ?

James T
03-05-2011, 3:59pm
I accidentally my whole camera, is this dangerous?

Missing whole words from sentences could be a sign of stroke.. so, yes, you should probably get that checked. ;)

ameerat42
03-05-2011, 4:09pm
why do sheep baa ?

Bleats me:(

lay-z
03-05-2011, 4:12pm
Missing whole words from sentences could be a sign of stroke.. so, yes, you should probably get that checked. ;)

LOL! Nice call :p

The omission was intentional none-the-less.

ving
03-05-2011, 4:30pm
where do missing socks go? :confused013

macmich
03-05-2011, 4:34pm
was it bin laden

I @ M
03-05-2011, 4:36pm
where do missing socks go? :confused013

Probably on holiday with a pair of my boots and an arc welder that seem to have gone AWOL. :confused013

kiwi
03-05-2011, 4:36pm
This is supposed to be about Kane's photos

shall we reload accordingly ?

why use a canon ?

Art Vandelay
03-05-2011, 4:39pm
How many babies does it take to make a 750ml bottle of baby oil ?

ving
03-05-2011, 4:43pm
How many babies does it take to make a 750ml bottle of baby oil ?only 3.... yeah i know, i was disappointed too. I was hoping for a lot more! :p

lay-z
03-05-2011, 4:43pm
where do missing socks go? :confused013

They get sucked into a black hole vortex which seems to come free with every washing machine!

macmich
03-05-2011, 5:45pm
well if it takes three babies to make a bottle of baby oil
how many emus for a bottle of emu oil

gerry
03-05-2011, 6:15pm
###, ya'all have waaayy too much time on ya hands.

I believe this is cross-promotion? plaster your name, website, logo etc across as many mediums as possible. Probably good business sense really.

Erin
03-05-2011, 6:55pm
If you choke a smurf, what colour does it turn?


(And personally, I reckon Kane should get a no-prize for starting such an entertaining thread.)

atky
03-05-2011, 7:03pm
Wheres Kane?

kiwi
03-05-2011, 7:22pm
With abel ?

ricktas
03-05-2011, 7:29pm
I went for a bushwalk the other day and happened across a cave, so I decided to venture inside and blow me down if I didn't find two naked people encased in ice in the cave. Straight away I knew they were Adam and Eve from the Bible. How did I know for sure?

Mat
03-05-2011, 7:34pm
I went for a bushwalk the other day and happened across a cave, so I decided to venture inside and blow me down if I didn't find two naked people encased in ice in the cave. Straight away I knew they were Adam and Eve from the Bible. How did I know for sure?

No navels.

now chicken or the egg??? and who decided cows milk would be good to drink?

johndom
03-05-2011, 8:16pm
Cows did.

mrDooba
03-05-2011, 8:19pm
How many babies does it take to make a 750ml bottle of baby oil ?


How many bottles of oil does it take to make a baby?

johndom
03-05-2011, 8:40pm
Its not how much, but what you do with it.

James T
03-05-2011, 8:47pm
No navels.

now chicken or the egg??? and who decided cows milk would be good to drink?

Egg. Whatever was almost evolved into a chicken laid an egg from which the first chicken was born.

kiwi
03-05-2011, 8:51pm
Egg, you have that for breakfast, chicken for dinner

arthurking83
03-05-2011, 9:10pm
What was the question again?

:D

Mat
03-05-2011, 9:12pm
What was the question again?

:D

What to say when a woman asks you 'Does my butt look big in this?'

snappysi
03-05-2011, 9:14pm
How do they get the non stick surface from a fry pan to stick to the fry pan originally ????

This thread has been great for a laugh...

Simon.

macmich
03-05-2011, 9:16pm
bin laden
no half full