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ving
25-08-2012, 11:34pm
Oxygen walks up to potassium and sodium and asks "hey you guys wanna catch a movie?"

Potassium answers "K" and sodium say "Na".

Boom boom!

ricktas
26-08-2012, 8:02am
Oh dear!:lol2:

old dog
26-08-2012, 8:52am
that is off the scale David....:cool:

WhoDo
26-08-2012, 8:58am
About as geeky as it gets, Dave! :lol:

macmich
26-08-2012, 10:53am
your not studying for exams or the like at the moment by any chance
cheers macca

xxdrakexx
26-08-2012, 12:39pm
:lol2::lol2:

ving
26-08-2012, 5:26pm
your not studying for exams or the like at the moment by any chance
cheers macca

Lil, no. Just being a bit geeky :p

ving
26-08-2012, 7:40pm
Silver sees gold at a crowded concert and calls "AU!"

farmer_rob
26-08-2012, 7:54pm
And gold replies "Ag"?


Regards,
Rob

Bennymiata
26-08-2012, 8:00pm
And some people think that a periodic table is a calendar that ladies use for that time of the month...................

Rattus79
26-08-2012, 8:02pm
When asked if I can come up with good chemistry jokes, I simply reply. "Periodically"

ricktas
26-08-2012, 8:20pm
Tetris..how the periodical table was made

Mark L
26-08-2012, 9:11pm
Not a bar joke, yes a bar joke,
A neutron walked into the bar, ordered a drink. The bartender said, no charge.

leanneqld
26-08-2012, 10:16pm
Then Oxygen walks into a bar in mexico and asks Carbon the bartender if he has tequila.....Carbon says....C

ving
26-08-2012, 10:48pm
LOL, good one

Allie
27-08-2012, 12:18am
What happens to those who tell geeky jokes? We Barium 6 foot under.:lol:

leanneqld
27-08-2012, 12:43am
so Iodine and Copper go to the hospital....I Cu

Greg Johnston
27-08-2012, 7:59am
Two atoms are walking down the street.
Says one atom to the other, "Hey! I think I lost an electron!"
The other says, "Are you sure??"
"Yes, I'm positive!"

Kym
27-08-2012, 8:46am
Not that Greg has an engineering background :D

A proton, neutron, and electron went out to dinner one night.
After a luxurious meal, the waiter brought the bill to the
proton and the electron. The neutron was perplexed as to why
the waiter didn't bring him his bill. So, he summoned the
waiter to the table and asked him about it.

The waiter explained to the neutron, "For you, there's no charge."



What do you do with a dead chemist?
- Barium



Why do chemists like nitrates so much?
- They're cheaper than day rates.

ameerat42
27-08-2012, 9:13am
Not a bar joke, yes a bar joke,
A neutron walked into the bar, ordered a drink. The bartender said, no charge.

And to the neutrino he said, "Aren't you a minor."

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And in the jungle, the mighty jungle...

Tarzan, after rescuing Jane, unsuccessfully tried to let her know that his name was "Tarzan".
"Me Tarzan", he said to her a couple of times. But she was delirious and soon passed out.

So T picked her up and began to carry her to his tree-house, some distance across the terrain.
Along the way he had to skirt a swamp, and at this point Jane revived a bit from her state.

Tarzan didn't know enough of any language to say it was all OK, so he just repeated, "Me Tarzan".

But Jane could only smell the pungent odour of the nearby swamp and realising what it was, weakly garbled up to Tarzan, saying "Methane!"
She repeated it a little more strongly, in a bid to get Tarzan to move away from the area. At that moment, Tarzan stepped into a puddle, and to his ears it sounded like Jane had said, "Me Jane".

And so on and so forth...

And they lived apily ever after.

Allie
27-08-2012, 11:40am
so Iodine and Copper go to the hospital....I Cu

Very clever:th3:

Lantern
28-08-2012, 6:24am
Dad jokes, in time for Fathers day.

ricktas
28-08-2012, 6:33am
Dad jokes, in time for Fathers day.

Mum says the test results are not back yet... so happy fathers day Adam, Tom, Pete and Steve.

pixy
28-08-2012, 5:59pm
This is an over 40s party U 2 38.

Jack.

ricktas
28-08-2012, 6:39pm
Q: Anyone know any jokes about sodium? A: Na.

When asked if I can come up with good chemistry jokes, I simply reply. "Periodically", but all the good chemistry jokes Argon

I @ M
28-08-2012, 7:03pm
Two atoms were sitting on the jetty watching all the anglers, one says to the other, looks like a good day for fission.

knumbnutz
28-08-2012, 7:35pm
Johnny went to school one day
Johnny went no more
For what he thought was H2O
was H2SO4

ving
29-08-2012, 10:43am
Q: is silicon the same in spanish as it is in english?

A: Si

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Aluminium, the unluckiest element!