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J.davis
15-08-2012, 10:02pm
I borrowed this from another forum -

NBC commentators at the 2012 Olympics


1. Weightlifting commentator: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing."


2. Dressage commentator: "This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother."


3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father."


4. Boxing Analyst: "Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious."


5. Softball announcer: "If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again."


6. Basketball analyst: "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces."


7. At the rowing medal ceremony: "Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew."


8. Soccer commentator: "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field."


9. Tennis commentator: "One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them . . . Oh my God, what have I just said?"

geoffsta
16-08-2012, 3:58pm
Extremely :lol:

ricktas
16-08-2012, 4:00pm
Most of these are quite old one liners revamped for the Olympics. Funny as, but probably not what NBC commentators actually said during the recent Olympics.

Wayne63
17-08-2012, 12:21pm
:lol::lol:

Speedway
17-08-2012, 12:42pm
They may be made up and old but they are still make me :lol::lol::lol::lol2:
Keith.

old dog
17-08-2012, 4:09pm
:lol:....naughty boy. :action:

mikew09
17-08-2012, 4:45pm
:lol: Cracka Jack

Bennymiata
17-08-2012, 10:20pm
Here's an ad from the current Olympics for you.

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ving
18-08-2012, 12:25am
LOL, classic

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